God speaks English
This has nothing to do with immigration debates, Anglo-centrism, or the KJV-only argument. No, this is about academic rivalry/mockery, pure and simple.
The following is a picture of a cake that one of our counseling professors just bought for the students who will be spending four hours this evening learning Hebrew. I can’t wait to see how they respond. Maybe for their next lesson, Dr. Verbruggen will teach them how to make fun of Freud in Hebrew.
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Posted on September 27, 2010, in Humor, Languages and tagged Hebrew, Humor. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
scientia et sapientia 
Why, this is ridiculous! It is a known fact that the True Language of the True Worship of the True God — indeed, the Language that Pleases God Best — is Church Slavonic. Премудрост! Прости!
Hmmm. You might want to get your keyboard checked. It looks like it started to malfunction there at the end.
He speaks English but He prefers Dutch. That’s what Dr. Verbruggen told me.
I weep for you, Marc.
Meanwhile, this Dr Verbruggen is clearly mistaken. Dutch is only the language of the gas stop on the way to Heaven.
Oh come on it’s surely widely accepted now that Jesus came to England to attend one of our prestigious universities and obtain a nice ‘cut glass’ English accent.
So, yes God does speak English and with an Oxford accent.
I’m led to believe this was before he travelled to the US.
Nice. 🙂
By the way, it’s good to have you around again. I’m glad to see that you’re back on your feet (or, at least, back at your keyboard).
Thanks Marc, I really appreciate that 🙂
Some guy name Joseph said Jesus came to America to speak to the Natives so he must understand some sort of Native American language. At least that is what Glenn Beck said.
Well if Glen Beck said it, it must have some credence 😉